YEH. UOY EVAH TON NEEB GNIDAER A NGIEROF EGAUGNAL.
I MA A YZARC WOLLEF FI UOY EVAH DECITON.
EHT S'GOLB ROF NOITACINUMMOC SESOPRUP.
LEEF EERF OT PORD YB NEHW UOY ERA EERF! =)
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1. [Please translate to chinese, from Jeo] Err. Quite rude.. Little Chick [Xiao Ji] was playing with Little Cow [Xiao Niu] at Little Cow's house. And then Little Chick wants to go home. She says Bye to Little Cow and Little Cow does the same. But she cried and slapped him, then left. Little Cow don't know what happened, and he cried. His mother came home and asked him why he was crying, and he related everything to her. She asked him how he baid her goodbye, and he told her. What did he say? (Highlight to know the answer) "Little Chick, bye!" --> Translate to Chinese! HAHAHA
2. Thirteen dots, guess a Chinese word. [Shi san dian] Zhi (Juice)
3. Five people cross the bridge, two of them dropped down. Guess a word. Xing (Happy the xing)
4. Man produces it but don't use it. When they use it, they don't know that they are using it. Guess a thing. Coffin
5. When does 4 - 1 = 5 ?? When you chop of one corner of a square
6. Which cartoon character loves to help people? Doraemon [Shen chu yuan shou, he's got ROUND hands]
7. Superman and Batman raced with each other. Who wins? Superman, because when Superman returns, Batman begins. [movie]
8. [Cannot remember exactly] This girl was on her way home, then got this guy come, then this guy came and told her, climb up the tree and pluck an apple [dunno issit apple] and I will give you $1000[?]. She climbed, and he gave her the money. She went home and told her mum, her mum scold her stupid. Coz that guy wanted to see her P*N*Y. Then another day, same thing happen, but this time is more money, and different guy. So she climbed again. She got the money and went home and tell her mum she is VERY SMART, because she never let the guy see her P*N*Y, coz she never wear.
9. How do you make a cup of coffee go upside down without spilling anything? [Your hand is only allowed to hold the handle of the cup] Make it go UP, then SIDE, then DOWN.
10. [Translate to Chinese] Got one, no two, got three, no four, got east, no west. Guess a word. Chen (Tan)
11. What is Doraemon's favourite colour? Red. [An, An, An! (Red)] The song
12. What do you say to a person with dou ji yan? Kan kai dian
13. When the cake fell, what thing encouraged it to stand up? Chocolate. [Zhu gu li dan gao]
14. What is 1 + 1 = ? [Chinese word] Tian.2 [Zhong tian] I don't know how to type it.
15. What is 1 + 1? [Chinese word] Wang.2 [King]
16. What do you call a prawn without legs? [Chinese word] Lame sia. [xia]
17. This person went to the South pole, and asked the penguins what they do. So he asked the first one. Qi er, Qi er, ni mei tian zuo shen me? So the penguin told him: Chi, wan, shui, da gun gun lor! Then he asked the second penguin, Qi er, Qi er, ni mei tian zuo shen me? The penguin told him: Chi, shui, wan, da gun gun lor! Then he wondered why the penguins do the same thing. He asked the third one, Qi er, Qi er, ni mei tian zuo shen me? This penguin told him: Chi, wan, shui lor! Then he asked the Penguin why he never da gun gun. The penguin told him: Wo jiu shi gun gun lor!
18. Which CNY song cannot be played in a bank? Gong xi fa cai [tong (x3) qiang, tong (x3) qiang] everything snatch
19. How do you know when "Ah Beng" used the computer? When there is liquid paper all over the screen. ---> He dunno how to use backspace, so he used liquid paper/correction tape.
20. Why do "Ah Beng" always smile when it's raining and there is lightning? He thought someone was taking photos of him, so he smiled.
21. "Ah Beng" wanted to watch mature content movie. He asked 18 people along with him. Why? The description says "18 and below cannot enter"
9 December
I am thinking... maybe I shouldn't have a blog after all. Seriously, dunno what to put, how to maintain. Better off doing other things. Failure...
Copied and pasted the jokes from my old bloggie. Enjoy~
30NOV
IT'S time I reopen my blog! =) It has been dead for ages. Recently decided to reopen it, but not sure what will it be about. Give me some advices/comments on what to do! I am really lost now!
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